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a other half for couples position
Ben Franklin
Posted: Thursday, October 8, 2009 1:03 AM
Joined: 04/10/2009
Posts: 19

With all the requests for couples here lately, and the lack of jobs, I thought I would try a new tactic.
I am seeking a Stewardess/Chef, MUST BE FEMALE, to complete the other half of a Deck/Mate team position. You must be blond, or at least bleached well, cute and bubbly, have no real life experience and way too sure of yourself. You must be presentable, and have knowledge of nuclear physics, be a sommelier, have at least 10 years experience, a helicopter pilots licence and know how to handle lines.

Please send photos


Posted: Friday, October 9, 2009 4:04 AM
Joined: 14/05/2008
Posts: 11

Tyler Harris
Posted: Saturday, November 7, 2009 11:31 PM
Joined: 24/10/2008
Posts: 6

If you find one ask if she has a sister! I might get out of the unemployment line then!! Strange how that works huh?
Posted: Tuesday, August 17, 2010 12:27 AM
You can 2 for the price of 1 come guys use some of that space between your ears.

Posted: Tuesday, August 17, 2010 7:38 PM
and twice the headache with it. I'm strictly no crew couples. Way to much trouble.

Posted: Tuesday, September 11, 2012 9:10 PM
Joined: 11/09/2012
Posts: 3

I'm female (Trust me I've checked!), I can cook, I understand particle physics and a varying array of other topics. I have 10 years experience (strange that you don't say in what field, however as a camping enthuiast I've seen my fair share!). I'm a natural blonde and having done a lot of theatre, I have a great deal of experience with lines . I'm looking at the possibilty of joining this industry, maybe next year now though.